Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.