Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.