Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...