Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.