Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.