When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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