Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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