Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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