Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.