Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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