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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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