The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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