When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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