The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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