The best Chuck Norris jokes

Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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