Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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