The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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