If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.