Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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For Chuck Norris...
In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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