Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.