The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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has 52.46 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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