Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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