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Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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