Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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