If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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