Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.