There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.