They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.