Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.