Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.