The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 49.79 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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