Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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