When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.