The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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