The best Chuck Norris jokes

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, flirt
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, sex, time
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris
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