If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...