Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.