The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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