The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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