Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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