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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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