Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.