The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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