The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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