Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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