Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.