The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, family
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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