There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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