Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.