The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts. Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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