Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.