The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 50.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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has 50.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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