The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.