Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.