How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.