The best Chuck Norris jokes

The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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