Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.