The best Chuck Norris jokes

The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dating, weather
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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