Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.