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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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