The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
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