The best Chuck Norris jokes

Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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