There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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