Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.