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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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