The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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