Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.