When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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