The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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