The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.