The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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