The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.