The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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