Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.