If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.