The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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