Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.