Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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