The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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