Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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