Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.