People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.