The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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