The best Chuck Norris jokes

The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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