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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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