The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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