The best Chuck Norris jokes

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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has 58.90 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 58.80 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, holiday
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, travel
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