Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.