The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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