The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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