Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.