Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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