The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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