Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.