The best Chuck Norris jokes

Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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