The best Chuck Norris jokes

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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has 76.79 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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has 76.78 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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has 76.62 % from 434 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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has 76.46 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 76.46 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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has 76.15 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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has 76.10 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
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has 76.08 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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has 75.97 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
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has 75.64 % from 287 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
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