Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.