The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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