The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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