Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.