The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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has 78.77 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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has 78.76 % from 387 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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has 78.75 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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has 78.73 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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has 78.68 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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has 78.68 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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has 78.59 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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has 78.58 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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has 78.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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