Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.