Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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