The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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has 79.06 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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has 79.05 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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has 79.00 % from 376 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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has 79.00 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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has 78.99 % from 2072 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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has 78.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
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has 78.89 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, weather
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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has 78.86 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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has 78.83 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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has 78.83 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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