The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
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has 79.24 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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has 79.22 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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has 79.18 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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has 79.18 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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has 79.11 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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has 79.06 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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has 79.06 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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has 79.03 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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has 79.00 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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has 78.90 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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