They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.