The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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has 79.19 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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has 79.18 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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has 79.12 % from 352 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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has 79.06 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, computer
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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has 78.88 % from 379 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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has 78.84 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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has 78.78 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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has 78.77 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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has 78.75 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, travel
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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has 78.75 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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