The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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has 75.79 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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has 75.54 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
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has 75.52 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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has 75.42 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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has 75.40 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
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has 75.31 % from 292 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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has 75.20 % from 365 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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has 75.19 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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has 75.13 % from 390 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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