The best Chuck Norris jokes

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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has 78.96 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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has 78.95 % from 276 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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has 78.83 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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has 78.80 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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has 78.78 % from 372 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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has 78.77 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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has 78.67 % from 293 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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has 78.65 % from 272 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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has 78.56 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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