According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.