The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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has 76.87 % from 317 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 76.61 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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has 76.54 % from 437 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
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has 76.41 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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has 76.31 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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has 76.28 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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has 76.23 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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has 76.20 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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has 76.19 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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