The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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has 76.73 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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has 76.71 % from 431 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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has 76.66 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
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has 76.64 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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has 76.63 % from 309 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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has 76.49 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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has 76.38 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, mean
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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has 76.34 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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has 76.31 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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