The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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