Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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