The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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has 76.85 % from 312 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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has 76.61 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 76.53 % from 289 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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has 76.49 % from 436 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
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has 76.24 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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has 76.19 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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has 76.15 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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has 75.97 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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has 75.90 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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has 75.69 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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