The best Chuck Norris jokes

When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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has 79.06 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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has 79.05 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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has 79.05 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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has 79.02 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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has 78.98 % from 2052 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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has 78.96 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
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