The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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has 77.32 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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has 77.26 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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has 77.22 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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has 77.20 % from 398 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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has 77.18 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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has 77.15 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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has 77.08 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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has 77.06 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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has 77.06 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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has 76.90 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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