The best Chuck Norris jokes

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 79.50 % from 262 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can fall up.
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has 79.48 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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has 79.41 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
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has 79.34 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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has 79.24 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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has 79.24 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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has 79.22 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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has 79.21 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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has 79.19 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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has 79.19 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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