The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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