The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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has 79.36 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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has 79.34 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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has 79.34 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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has 79.27 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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has 79.24 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
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has 79.24 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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has 79.22 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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has 79.18 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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has 79.17 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 79.14 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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