Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.