Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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