The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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has 75.15 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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has 74.98 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
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has 74.86 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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has 74.78 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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has 74.71 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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has 74.68 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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has 74.62 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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has 74.57 % from 377 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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has 74.51 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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