The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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