The best Chuck Norris jokes

Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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has 79.10 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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has 79.09 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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has 79.02 % from 366 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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has 78.98 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 78.97 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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has 78.97 % from 271 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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has 78.95 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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has 78.94 % from 2028 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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has 78.81 % from 393 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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has 78.77 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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