The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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has 76.91 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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has 76.82 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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has 76.77 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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has 76.63 % from 262 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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has 76.56 % from 322 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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has 76.46 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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has 76.41 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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has 76.40 % from 439 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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has 76.00 % from 436 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
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