The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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