The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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has 79.51 % from 523 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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has 79.41 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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has 79.41 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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has 79.34 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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has 79.34 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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has 79.28 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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has 79.27 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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has 79.27 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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has 79.26 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
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has 79.24 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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