The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.