The best Chuck Norris jokes

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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has 79.55 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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has 79.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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has 79.39 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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has 79.37 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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has 79.35 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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has 79.34 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 79.27 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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has 79.21 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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has 79.13 % from 347 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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has 79.09 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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