The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.