Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.