The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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has 77.72 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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has 77.38 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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has 77.34 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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has 77.32 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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has 77.32 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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has 77.29 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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has 77.20 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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has 77.19 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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has 77.15 % from 416 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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has 77.13 % from 292 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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