Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.