The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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