The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions´╗┐ walk away from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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