The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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has 77.32 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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has 77.20 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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has 77.19 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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has 77.19 % from 393 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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has 77.01 % from 418 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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has 76.99 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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has 76.92 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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has 76.71 % from 431 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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has 76.67 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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has 76.66 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
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