Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.