Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.