The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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has 77.25 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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has 77.20 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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has 77.19 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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has 77.19 % from 393 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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has 77.19 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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has 77.11 % from 420 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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has 77.00 % from 295 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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has 76.96 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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has 76.86 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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has 76.86 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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