The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Vote:
has 77.57 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Vote:
has 77.38 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 77.32 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
Vote:
has 77.32 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
Vote:
has 77.20 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Vote:
has 77.19 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Vote:
has 77.15 % from 416 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Vote:
has 77.13 % from 292 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Vote:
has 77.13 % from 392 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
Vote:
has 76.73 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
<<<16171819
More jokes →
Page 16 of 250.