Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.