The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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has 77.25 % from 394 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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has 77.22 % from 422 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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has 77.20 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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has 77.19 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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has 77.19 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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has 77.15 % from 297 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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has 77.06 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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has 76.96 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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has 76.92 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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has 76.86 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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