The best Chuck Norris jokes

PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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