The best Chuck Norris jokes

When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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