The best Chuck Norris jokes

Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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