Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.