When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
Chuck Norris discovered America.
When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.