Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.