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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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