The best Chuck Norris jokes

"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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