Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris