Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".