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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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