The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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