The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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has 46.63 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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