The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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