Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.