The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, winter
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, golf
Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: catholic, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
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