The best Chuck Norris jokes

Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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has 56.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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