Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.