The best Chuck Norris jokes

Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, internet, sex
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, winter
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, golf
Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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