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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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