Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.