Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.