The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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