The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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