The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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