For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
I before E except after Chuck.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.