The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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