If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.