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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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