The best Chuck Norris jokes

Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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