Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.