Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.