If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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