The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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has 78.45 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hospital
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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has 78.44 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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has 78.43 % from 406 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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has 78.35 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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has 78.34 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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has 78.30 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
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has 78.30 % from 293 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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has 78.29 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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has 78.15 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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has 78.15 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, golf, sport
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