The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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has 78.47 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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has 78.37 % from 405 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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has 78.37 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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has 78.29 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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has 78.22 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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has 78.22 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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has 78.22 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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has 78.16 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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has 78.15 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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has 78.15 % from 326 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
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