Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.