The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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has 72.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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has 72.59 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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has 72.57 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 72.56 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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has 72.55 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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has 72.55 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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has 72.48 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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has 72.45 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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has 72.43 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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