The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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has 78.55 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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has 78.48 % from 321 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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has 78.40 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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has 78.34 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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has 78.25 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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has 78.22 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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has 78.22 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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has 78.22 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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has 78.20 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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has 78.15 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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