The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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has 75.00 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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has 74.94 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 74.87 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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has 74.61 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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has 74.39 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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has 74.27 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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