There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".