If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...