The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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