The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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