Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.