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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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