There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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