The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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has 74.94 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 74.87 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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has 74.86 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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has 74.65 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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has 74.62 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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has 74.39 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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has 74.27 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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