The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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has 75.58 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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has 75.40 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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has 75.39 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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has 75.36 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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has 75.33 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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has 75.28 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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has 75.20 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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has 75.17 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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has 74.91 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, computer
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