In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.