The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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has 78.22 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
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has 78.22 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, weather
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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has 78.15 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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has 78.12 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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has 78.02 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
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has 78.01 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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has 78.00 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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has 77.98 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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has 77.97 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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has 77.97 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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