The best Chuck Norris jokes

There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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has 74.89 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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has 74.82 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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has 74.78 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 74.69 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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has 74.61 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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has 74.46 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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has 74.40 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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has 74.27 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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has 74.27 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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