There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.