Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.