The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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