Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.