The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
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