Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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