The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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has 78.34 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
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has 78.31 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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has 78.30 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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has 78.29 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
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has 78.24 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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has 78.23 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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has 78.21 % from 322 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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has 78.15 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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has 78.15 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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has 78.10 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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