Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.