Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.