The best Chuck Norris jokes

In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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