The best Chuck Norris jokes

There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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has 75.40 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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has 75.36 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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has 75.33 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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has 75.20 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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has 75.17 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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has 75.05 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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has 75.03 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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has 75.02 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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has 74.91 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, computer
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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has 74.82 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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