There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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