Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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