The best Chuck Norris jokes

Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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has 72.48 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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has 72.45 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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has 72.44 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 72.37 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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has 72.37 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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has 72.35 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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has 72.31 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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has 72.31 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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has 72.26 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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has 72.22 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
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