The best Chuck Norris jokes

When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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