The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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has 73.37 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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has 73.07 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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has 73.01 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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has 72.98 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, travel
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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has 72.93 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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has 72.88 % from 329 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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has 72.80 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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has 72.70 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, computer
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