The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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