The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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has 78.90 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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has 78.88 % from 379 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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has 78.87 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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has 78.86 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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has 78.77 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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has 78.77 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, golf, sport
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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has 78.75 % from 356 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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has 78.73 % from 2096 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
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has 78.59 % from 297 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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has 78.58 % from 404 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
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