When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.