The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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has 75.09 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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has 74.92 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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has 74.83 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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has 74.77 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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has 74.71 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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has 74.61 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, death, doctor
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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has 74.60 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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has 74.55 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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has 74.50 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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