Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.