The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
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