Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.