The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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