The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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has 75.91 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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has 75.63 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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has 75.46 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
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has 75.43 % from 289 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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has 75.42 % from 386 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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has 75.34 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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has 75.34 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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has 75.00 % from 362 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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has 74.97 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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has 74.94 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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