The best Chuck Norris jokes

Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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has 76.00 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
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has 75.91 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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has 75.84 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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has 75.77 % from 356 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, golf, sport
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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has 75.60 % from 380 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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has 75.60 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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has 75.41 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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has 75.40 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, death, doctor
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