The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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has 78.70 % from 309 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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has 78.65 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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has 78.64 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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has 78.64 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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has 78.63 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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has 78.61 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
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has 78.61 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, golf
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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has 78.59 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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has 78.58 % from 404 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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