Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.