If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.