The best Chuck Norris jokes

The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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