The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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has 78.75 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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has 78.73 % from 2086 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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has 78.71 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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has 78.55 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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has 78.55 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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has 78.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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has 78.53 % from 403 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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has 78.47 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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has 78.47 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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