The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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has 75.60 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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has 75.45 % from 382 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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has 75.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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has 75.29 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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has 75.17 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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has 75.12 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, death, doctor
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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has 75.08 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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has 75.03 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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has 74.93 % from 361 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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has 74.89 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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