The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
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has 75.64 % from 287 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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has 75.60 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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has 75.51 % from 383 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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has 75.46 % from 276 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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has 75.33 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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has 75.12 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, death, doctor
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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has 75.08 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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has 75.08 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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has 74.97 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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has 74.95 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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