When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.