The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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has 78.55 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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has 78.55 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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has 78.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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has 78.50 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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has 78.50 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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has 78.47 % from 331 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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has 78.43 % from 401 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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has 78.40 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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has 78.40 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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has 78.27 % from 393 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
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