When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.