The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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