When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.