Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.