The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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has 78.77 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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has 78.77 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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has 78.73 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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has 78.68 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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has 78.62 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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has 78.61 % from 2103 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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has 78.54 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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has 78.50 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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has 78.47 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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