Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.