The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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