Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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