The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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has 74.63 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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has 74.42 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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has 74.27 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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has 74.27 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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has 73.79 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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has 73.75 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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has 73.73 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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has 73.60 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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has 73.59 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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has 73.59 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
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