If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.