If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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