The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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has 78.15 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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has 78.12 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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has 78.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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has 78.04 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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has 78.02 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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has 78.01 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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has 78.01 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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has 77.98 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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has 77.98 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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has 77.98 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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