The best Chuck Norris jokes

Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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