The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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