Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.