Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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