Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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