The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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has 78.14 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, death, doctor
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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has 78.06 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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has 77.86 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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has 77.83 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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has 77.81 % from 414 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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has 77.70 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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has 77.64 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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has 77.61 % from 352 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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has 77.50 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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has 77.48 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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