The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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