The best Chuck Norris jokes

Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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