The best Chuck Norris jokes

The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Vote:
has 78.23 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Vote:
has 78.20 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 78.18 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
Vote:
has 78.15 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
Vote:
has 78.15 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Vote:
has 78.15 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, golf, sport
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Vote:
has 78.13 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Vote:
has 78.12 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Vote:
has 78.10 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Vote:
has 78.08 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
<<<20212223
More jokes →
Page 20 of 249.