Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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