Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.