Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"