Most kids pee their name into snow...
Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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