Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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