The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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has 72.22 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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has 72.22 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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has 72.21 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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has 72.19 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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has 72.18 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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has 72.17 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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has 72.16 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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has 72.16 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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has 72.14 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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has 72.10 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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