Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".