The best Chuck Norris jokes

Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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has 74.13 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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has 74.09 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, death, doctor
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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has 74.09 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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has 73.82 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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has 73.79 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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has 73.75 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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has 73.74 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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has 73.70 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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has 73.69 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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