The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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