Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.