The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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has 74.13 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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has 73.93 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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has 73.91 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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has 73.79 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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has 73.75 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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has 73.71 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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has 73.66 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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has 73.59 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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has 73.59 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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