The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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