The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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has 78.15 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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has 78.01 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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has 77.94 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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has 77.91 % from 411 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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has 77.88 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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has 77.83 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, travel
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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has 77.83 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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has 77.83 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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has 77.79 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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has 77.78 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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