Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.