The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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has 78.10 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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has 78.10 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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has 78.01 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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has 78.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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has 77.97 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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has 77.97 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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has 77.97 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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has 77.95 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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has 77.94 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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has 77.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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