The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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has 77.97 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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has 77.97 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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has 77.94 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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has 77.90 % from 337 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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has 77.88 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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has 77.84 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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has 77.79 % from 286 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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has 77.76 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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has 77.74 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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has 77.73 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
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