Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.