The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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has 73.59 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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has 73.55 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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has 73.54 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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has 73.52 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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has 73.48 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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has 73.46 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, mean
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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has 73.45 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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has 73.40 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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