The best Chuck Norris jokes

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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has 77.69 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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has 77.68 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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has 77.62 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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has 77.59 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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has 77.59 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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has 77.59 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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has 77.58 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, teacher
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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has 77.54 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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has 77.54 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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has 77.53 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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