The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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has 74.28 % from 318 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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has 74.27 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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has 74.27 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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has 74.15 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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has 74.12 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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has 73.79 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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has 73.75 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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has 73.73 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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has 73.71 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, travel
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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has 73.60 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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