Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.