The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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has 77.95 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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has 77.92 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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has 77.83 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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has 77.79 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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has 77.75 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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has 77.70 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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has 77.70 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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has 77.69 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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has 77.68 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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has 77.66 % from 348 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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