Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.