Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.