The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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has 73.86 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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has 73.79 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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has 73.75 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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has 73.75 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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has 73.59 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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has 73.59 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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has 73.58 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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has 73.45 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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