When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"