Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.