The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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has 78.10 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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has 78.08 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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has 78.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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has 78.03 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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has 78.03 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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has 78.03 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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has 78.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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has 77.96 % from 343 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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has 77.88 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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has 77.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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