Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"