The best Chuck Norris jokes

Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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has 77.88 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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has 77.88 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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has 77.86 % from 272 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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has 77.74 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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has 77.74 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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has 77.74 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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has 77.74 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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