The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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has 72.31 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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has 72.26 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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has 72.24 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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has 72.21 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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has 72.17 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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has 72.17 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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has 72.17 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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has 72.16 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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has 72.14 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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