The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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