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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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