The best Chuck Norris jokes

Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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