The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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