Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.