The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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has 77.73 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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has 77.64 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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has 77.60 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, death, doctor
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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has 77.57 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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has 77.54 % from 351 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
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has 77.54 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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has 77.53 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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has 77.51 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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has 77.50 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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has 77.50 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
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