The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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has 73.59 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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has 73.52 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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has 73.47 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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has 73.45 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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has 73.29 % from 322 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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has 73.28 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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has 73.25 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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