Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.