Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.