The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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