The best Chuck Norris jokes

Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, golf, sport
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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has 76.67 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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has 76.67 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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has 76.66 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, friendship
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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has 76.65 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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has 76.61 % from 318 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, teacher
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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has 76.61 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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has 76.41 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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