The best Chuck Norris jokes

At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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