The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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has 72.01 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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has 71.88 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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has 71.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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has 71.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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has 71.58 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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has 71.41 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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has 71.34 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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has 71.33 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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has 71.20 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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has 71.11 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
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