There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.