Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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