The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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has 77.47 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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has 77.47 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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has 77.43 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hospital
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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has 77.36 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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has 77.32 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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has 77.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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has 77.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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has 77.19 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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has 77.19 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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has 77.18 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
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