The best Chuck Norris jokes

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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has 73.54 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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has 73.52 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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has 73.45 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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has 73.31 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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has 73.28 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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has 73.25 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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has 73.23 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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has 73.23 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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has 73.22 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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has 73.22 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
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