The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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has 73.75 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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has 73.66 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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has 73.53 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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has 73.47 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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has 73.45 % from 324 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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has 73.41 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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has 73.38 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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has 73.31 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, golf, sport
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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has 73.23 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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