The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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has 77.74 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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has 77.72 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
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has 77.68 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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has 77.68 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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has 77.68 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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has 77.61 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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has 77.54 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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has 77.53 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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has 77.51 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, time
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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has 77.50 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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