The best Chuck Norris jokes

There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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has 73.23 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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has 73.23 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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has 73.20 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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has 73.03 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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has 72.98 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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has 72.97 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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has 72.92 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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has 72.91 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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has 72.83 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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