The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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has 73.71 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, travel
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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has 73.67 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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has 73.60 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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has 73.59 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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has 73.59 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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has 73.54 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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has 73.52 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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has 73.47 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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has 73.45 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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