The best Chuck Norris jokes

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
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