Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.