The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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has 73.37 % from 323 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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has 73.25 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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has 73.25 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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has 73.23 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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has 73.17 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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has 73.12 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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has 73.08 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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has 73.03 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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has 72.98 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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has 72.97 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
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