Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.