Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.