The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.