The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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has 77.86 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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has 77.83 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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has 77.81 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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has 77.81 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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has 77.75 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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has 77.74 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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has 77.74 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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has 77.73 % from 305 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, teacher
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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has 77.72 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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has 77.70 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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