When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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