The best Chuck Norris jokes

The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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has 77.53 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
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has 77.53 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, golf
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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has 77.51 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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has 77.51 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, nerd, science
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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has 77.50 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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has 77.49 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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has 77.49 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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has 77.47 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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has 77.47 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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has 77.47 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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