Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.