The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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