The best Chuck Norris jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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