Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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