The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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