Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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