Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.