Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.