The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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