If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"