There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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