There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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