Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.