Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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