The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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has 77.64 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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has 77.64 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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has 77.64 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, nerd
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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has 77.54 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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has 77.53 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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has 77.53 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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has 77.53 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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has 77.50 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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has 77.49 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
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has 77.45 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
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