Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.