Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.