The best Chuck Norris jokes

There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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