The best Chuck Norris jokes

Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, time
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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has 41.57 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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