Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.