The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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