Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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