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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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