If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways