The best Chuck Norris jokes

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, time
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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has 41.57 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, mean
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, priest, religious
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
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