Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.