Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.