If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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