Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.