The best Chuck Norris jokes

Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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has 41.36 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, kids
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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has 41.13 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, mean, science
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, football
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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has 41.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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has 40.90 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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has 40.88 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, sport
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