The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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