The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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