Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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