Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.