Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.