The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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