Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.