There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.