Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.