The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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