The best Chuck Norris jokes

When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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has 83.64 % from 997 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, political
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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has 83.61 % from 404 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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has 83.57 % from 403 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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has 83.55 % from 895 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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has 83.55 % from 575 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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has 83.52 % from 455 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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has 83.52 % from 541 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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has 83.50 % from 606 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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has 83.48 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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has 83.19 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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