There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.