Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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