The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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has 83.77 % from 556 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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has 83.76 % from 616 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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has 83.73 % from 434 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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has 83.72 % from 501 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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has 83.67 % from 466 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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has 83.59 % from 1592 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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has 83.46 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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has 83.44 % from 413 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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has 83.39 % from 602 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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has 83.30 % from 779 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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