When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.