The best Chuck Norris jokes

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 84.57 % from 458 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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has 84.51 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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has 84.51 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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has 84.49 % from 363 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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has 84.49 % from 915 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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has 84.43 % from 719 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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has 84.42 % from 340 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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has 84.42 % from 304 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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has 84.40 % from 318 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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has 84.39 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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