The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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