The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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has 84.41 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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has 84.37 % from 730 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 84.36 % from 487 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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has 84.35 % from 381 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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has 84.30 % from 394 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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has 84.19 % from 349 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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has 84.18 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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has 84.09 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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has 84.04 % from 1539 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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has 84.01 % from 359 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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