The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
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Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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