The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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has 83.66 % from 459 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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has 83.65 % from 405 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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has 83.64 % from 485 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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has 83.63 % from 591 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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has 83.60 % from 1574 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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has 83.59 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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has 83.58 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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has 83.57 % from 766 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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has 83.55 % from 608 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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has 83.44 % from 908 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
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