Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.