The best Chuck Norris jokes

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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has 84.41 % from 938 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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has 84.40 % from 318 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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has 84.38 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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has 84.35 % from 729 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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has 84.35 % from 722 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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has 84.35 % from 388 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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has 84.33 % from 345 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 84.30 % from 478 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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has 84.29 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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has 84.10 % from 354 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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