Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.