The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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has 83.63 % from 518 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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has 83.53 % from 1618 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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has 83.52 % from 435 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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has 83.48 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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has 83.43 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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has 83.40 % from 524 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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has 83.23 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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has 83.20 % from 433 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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has 83.08 % from 488 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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has 82.99 % from 796 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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