Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.