The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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has 83.74 % from 892 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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has 83.73 % from 481 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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has 83.72 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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has 83.71 % from 574 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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has 83.67 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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has 83.65 % from 605 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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has 83.52 % from 541 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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has 83.49 % from 454 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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has 83.46 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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has 83.19 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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