The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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has 83.61 % from 404 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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has 83.53 % from 515 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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has 83.48 % from 520 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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has 83.41 % from 432 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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has 83.39 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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has 83.29 % from 229 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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has 83.23 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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has 83.16 % from 484 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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has 83.12 % from 431 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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has 82.95 % from 794 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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