Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.