When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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