The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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has 84.67 % from 646 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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has 84.66 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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has 84.61 % from 286 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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has 84.59 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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has 84.58 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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has 84.53 % from 328 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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has 84.50 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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has 84.45 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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has 84.45 % from 692 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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has 84.42 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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