Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.