The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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has 84.73 % from 303 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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has 84.72 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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has 84.70 % from 317 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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has 84.69 % from 1680 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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has 84.64 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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has 84.63 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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has 84.63 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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has 84.62 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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has 84.61 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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has 84.46 % from 348 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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