Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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