Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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