The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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