Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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