The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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has 84.52 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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has 84.51 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 84.50 % from 463 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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has 84.46 % from 483 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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has 84.45 % from 727 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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has 84.45 % from 713 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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has 84.44 % from 433 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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has 84.44 % from 926 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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has 84.42 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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