The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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has 83.66 % from 612 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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has 83.63 % from 498 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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has 83.62 % from 551 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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has 83.61 % from 491 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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has 83.57 % from 463 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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has 83.56 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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has 83.55 % from 409 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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has 83.52 % from 1579 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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has 83.49 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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has 83.45 % from 915 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
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