It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.