Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.