They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.