Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.