The best Chuck Norris jokes

They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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