The best Chuck Norris jokes

Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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has 83.67 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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has 83.65 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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has 83.58 % from 609 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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has 83.56 % from 1576 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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has 83.50 % from 461 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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has 83.48 % from 487 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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has 83.48 % from 910 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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has 83.47 % from 407 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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has 83.45 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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has 83.42 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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