Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.