Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.