The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, teacher
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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has 74.89 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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has 74.89 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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has 74.73 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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