The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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has 63.08 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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has 63.06 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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has 63.04 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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has 63.04 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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