Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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