The best Chuck Norris jokes

Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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