The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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