Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.