If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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