The best Chuck Norris jokes

Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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