The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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