Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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