Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.