When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.