When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.