The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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