The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, teacher
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris, disgusting
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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has 74.17 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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has 74.17 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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has 74.17 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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has 74.17 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
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