The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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has 71.56 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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has 71.38 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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has 71.38 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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has 71.16 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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