Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.