Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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