If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.