Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.