Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...