When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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