The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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