The best Chuck Norris jokes

The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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has 60.85 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
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has 60.84 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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has 60.84 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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