Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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