The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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