Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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