The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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has 70.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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has 70.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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has 70.33 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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has 70.17 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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has 70.16 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
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