Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.