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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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