The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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has 74.54 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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