The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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