When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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