The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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has 64.59 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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has 64.58 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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has 64.54 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
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