The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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