Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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