The best Chuck Norris jokes

Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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has 58.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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has 58.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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has 58.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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has 58.34 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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has 58.18 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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has 58.17 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dirty, masturbation
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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has 58.00 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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has 58.00 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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