The best Chuck Norris jokes

Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, Santa
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, fish
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
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