The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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