Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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