The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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