The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, life
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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has 73.52 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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has 73.52 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
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has 73.46 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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