Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.