The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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