Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris