Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.