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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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