Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
calls.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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