Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Vote:
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
Vote:
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
Vote:
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
Vote:
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
Vote: