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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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