The best Chuck Norris jokes

The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, tax, work
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, life
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, phone
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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