Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.