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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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