Chuck Norris can say never.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.