The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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