Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.