Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.