The best Chuck Norris jokes

The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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