The best Chuck Norris jokes

What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, technology
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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has 68.01 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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has 67.90 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
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