The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, technology
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
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has 73.40 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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has 73.31 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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has 73.28 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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has 73.22 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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has 73.01 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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has 73.01 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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