In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.