The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
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