The best Chuck Norris jokes

In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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