Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.