The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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has 61.27 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
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has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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