Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.