The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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