The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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