The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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