Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!