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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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