The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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has 72.62 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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has 72.56 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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