The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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