Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.