The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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