Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.