The best Chuck Norris jokes

The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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has 63.67 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, hunting
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