The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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has 73.52 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, god, money
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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has 73.31 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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has 73.31 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris, disgusting
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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has 73.31 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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