The best Chuck Norris jokes

Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
<<<48495051
More jokes →
Page 48 of 250.