Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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