Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.