The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.