The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Vote:
has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Vote:
has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Vote:
has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Vote:
has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Vote:
has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
Vote:
has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Vote:
has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Vote:
has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Vote:
has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Vote:
has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
<<<48495051
More jokes →
Page 48 of 250.