Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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