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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
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