"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.