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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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