The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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