If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.