Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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