If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.