Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!