Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.