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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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