When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.