The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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has 73.28 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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has 73.20 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
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has 73.11 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris, disgusting
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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