If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.