Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.