Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.