The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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