The best Chuck Norris jokes

"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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