The best Chuck Norris jokes

The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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