The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
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