Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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