If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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