The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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has 72.62 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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