Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.