Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman