The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.