The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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has 73.28 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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has 73.20 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
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has 73.11 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, Santa
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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