Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear