Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.