The best Chuck Norris jokes

Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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has 58.34 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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has 58.29 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
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has 58.28 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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has 58.25 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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