Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.