The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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has 57.23 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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has 57.03 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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