The best Chuck Norris jokes

I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
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has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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has 61.06 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
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has 61.01 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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has 60.84 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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has 60.81 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, music
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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has 60.76 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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