The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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