The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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