The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
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has 61.01 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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has 60.84 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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has 60.76 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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