The best Chuck Norris jokes

Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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