The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest. Then he came back for his axe.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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