The best Chuck Norris jokes

Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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has 73.01 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, hunting
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
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