Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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