Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest. Then he came back for his axe.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.