Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.