Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.