Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.