The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, teacher
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
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