The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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