For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.