Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.