The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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