The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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