Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage