Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one