Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.