If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!