Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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