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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
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