Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.