Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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