Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.