Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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