Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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