The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
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has 58.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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has 58.00 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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has 57.99 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
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has 57.93 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, weather
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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