The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
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has 72.93 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
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has 72.92 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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has 72.81 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, Santa
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, fish
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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