Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.