The best Chuck Norris jokes

Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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has 63.67 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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has 63.67 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, hunting
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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has 63.63 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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