The best Chuck Norris jokes

Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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has 60.84 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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has 60.84 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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has 60.76 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, golf
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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