The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drunk
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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has 60.30 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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