The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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has 67.68 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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