Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.