Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.