The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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has 72.00 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, hunting
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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has 71.95 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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has 71.85 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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has 71.85 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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has 71.85 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
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