The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, golf
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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has 60.60 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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has 60.57 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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