Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
Vote:
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
Vote:
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
Vote:
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
Vote:
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Vote: