The best Chuck Norris jokes

It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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