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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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