The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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has 56.98 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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has 56.81 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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has 56.81 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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