The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.