The best Chuck Norris jokes

All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
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All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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