Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.