The best Chuck Norris jokes

Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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