The best Chuck Norris jokes

The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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