When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.