The best Chuck Norris jokes

50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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