Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.