The best Chuck Norris jokes

Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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has 69.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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has 69.86 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, men, women
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
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