Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.