Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.