Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!