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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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