The best Chuck Norris jokes

"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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