The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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