The best Chuck Norris jokes

Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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