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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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