The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.