The best Chuck Norris jokes

Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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