Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.