Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.