The best Chuck Norris jokes

Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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has 69.86 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 69.86 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, tax, work
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