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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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