The best Chuck Norris jokes

The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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