The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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