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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
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