Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.