The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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has 54.80 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris is a fact.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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has 54.62 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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