The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.