The best Chuck Norris jokes

Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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has 59.12 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dirty, masturbation
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 58.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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has 58.80 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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