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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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