The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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has 59.28 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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