The best Chuck Norris jokes

In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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has 56.66 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
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has 56.61 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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has 56.57 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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