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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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