The best Chuck Norris jokes

Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, money
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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has 66.56 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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