The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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