The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, food
They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, IT, technology
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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has 71.16 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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has 71.05 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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