The best Chuck Norris jokes

Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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