When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.