The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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has 58.99 % from 305 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dirty, masturbation
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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has 58.98 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 58.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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has 58.80 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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