Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...