Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.