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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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