The best Chuck Norris jokes

Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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has 70.72 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, life
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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has 70.33 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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