There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.