When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.