The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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has 59.04 % from 308 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dirty, masturbation
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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has 58.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 58.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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has 58.80 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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