The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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