The best Chuck Norris jokes

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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has 58.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 58.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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has 58.80 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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