The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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