The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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The two thousand member Catholic church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The priest was ready to start the Mass when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons. The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!" Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the alter boy. After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The priest was holding steady in the pulpit. The men put their weapons away and said, gently, "All right, Father, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the Mass."
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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