Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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