The best Chuck Norris jokes

Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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