The best Chuck Norris jokes

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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