The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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