Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.