The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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