The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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