The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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has 58.60 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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has 58.60 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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has 58.58 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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