Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.