Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.