There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!