Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.