The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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has 66.21 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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has 66.14 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, family
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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has 65.94 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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