The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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