Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf