Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.