The best Chuck Norris jokes

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris, disgusting
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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has 69.46 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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has 69.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, golf
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