Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.