Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.