The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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