When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.