The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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