The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, geography, health
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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has 70.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex, women
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