The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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has 69.86 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris, disgusting
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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has 69.46 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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has 69.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
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