The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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has 65.73 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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has 65.73 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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