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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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