The best Chuck Norris jokes

The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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