The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is a fact.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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has 58.46 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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has 58.38 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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has 58.32 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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has 58.32 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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has 58.27 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, time, war
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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has 58.06 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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