Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.