Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.