The best Chuck Norris jokes

Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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has 58.55 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris is a fact.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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has 58.46 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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has 58.38 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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has 58.32 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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has 58.32 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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