Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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