Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.