It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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