Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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