Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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