Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.