Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.