It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.