Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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