Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.