Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.