Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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