Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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