Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run