Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck norris can control chaos.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.