The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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