The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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has 65.73 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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