Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.