Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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