The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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has 69.14 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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has 68.97 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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