One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!