The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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