The best Chuck Norris jokes

The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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