The best Chuck Norris jokes

The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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