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You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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