Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.