Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.