The best Chuck Norris jokes

Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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