You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.