The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, money
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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has 70.83 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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has 70.83 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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has 70.78 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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has 70.78 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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has 70.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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has 70.72 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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