The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.