Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!