The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, health
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
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has 62.47 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, weather
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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has 62.28 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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has 62.24 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, time, war
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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