The best Chuck Norris jokes

Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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has 70.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, Santa
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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has 70.33 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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