Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.