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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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