The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, golf
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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has 69.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, stupid
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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has 69.14 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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has 68.97 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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