Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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