Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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