The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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