Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.