Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck norris can control chaos.