Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.