The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, geography, health
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, stupid
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, phone
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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