The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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