The best Chuck Norris jokes

To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
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Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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