Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.