Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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