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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.