The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, health
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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