When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.