Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.