Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.