Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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