Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.