Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.