To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.