The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.