The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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