The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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