Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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