The best Chuck Norris jokes

Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, Chuck Norris
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