Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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