The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
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