Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.