The best Chuck Norris jokes

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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has 54.18 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, men, women
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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has 54.18 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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has 54.18 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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has 54.08 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
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