The best Chuck Norris jokes

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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has 57.86 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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has 57.66 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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has 57.66 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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has 57.66 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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