Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.