Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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