Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...