The best Chuck Norris jokes

The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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