The best Chuck Norris jokes

huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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has 53.48 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, phone, travel
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
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has 53.46 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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has 53.35 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
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has 53.24 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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