Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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