Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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