Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.