Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.