The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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has 56.30 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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has 56.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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has 56.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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has 56.16 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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