Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.