The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
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has 53.24 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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