Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.