Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.