The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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