The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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