Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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