Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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