The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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has 53.48 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, phone, travel
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
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has 53.46 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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has 53.35 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
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has 53.24 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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