Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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