Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.