Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.