The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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