The best Chuck Norris jokes

In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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