Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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