Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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