When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"