The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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