Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.