Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.