Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.