Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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