The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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