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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
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