Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.