The best Chuck Norris jokes

The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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