The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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has 56.66 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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