If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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