Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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