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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
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