The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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