The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"