Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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