Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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