The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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has 64.50 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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has 64.35 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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