Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.