The best Chuck Norris jokes

Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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