The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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