Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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