Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.