The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, technology
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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has 67.24 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, time, war
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, sex, time
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, fish
When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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