While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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