The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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has 81.87 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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has 81.86 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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has 81.81 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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has 81.32 % from 371 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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has 81.29 % from 347 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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has 81.05 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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has 81.05 % from 532 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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has 80.80 % from 412 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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has 80.77 % from 343 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 80.71 % from 472 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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