The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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