The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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has 82.08 % from 307 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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has 81.99 % from 212 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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has 81.95 % from 360 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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has 81.77 % from 332 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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has 81.60 % from 341 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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has 81.57 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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has 81.54 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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has 81.30 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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has 81.11 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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has 81.07 % from 618 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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