The best Chuck Norris jokes

A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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