The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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has 82.05 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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has 82.03 % from 337 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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has 82.02 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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has 81.99 % from 212 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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has 81.95 % from 360 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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has 81.82 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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has 81.60 % from 329 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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has 81.41 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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has 81.27 % from 613 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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has 80.93 % from 523 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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