The best Chuck Norris jokes

Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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has 81.99 % from 212 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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has 81.89 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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has 81.82 % from 333 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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has 81.69 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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has 81.60 % from 341 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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has 81.51 % from 363 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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has 81.13 % from 620 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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has 81.11 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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has 81.02 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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has 81.01 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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