Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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