The best Chuck Norris jokes

They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 80.71 % from 489 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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has 80.63 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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has 80.59 % from 368 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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has 80.51 % from 361 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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has 80.47 % from 505 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can fall up.
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has 80.29 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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has 80.26 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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has 80.19 % from 388 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 80.15 % from 442 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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has 80.14 % from 431 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
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