Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.