The best Chuck Norris jokes

Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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has 80.58 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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has 80.53 % from 367 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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has 80.46 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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has 80.46 % from 360 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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has 80.44 % from 504 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 80.41 % from 553 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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has 80.17 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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has 80.14 % from 387 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fall up.
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has 80.12 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 80.10 % from 441 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
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