The best Chuck Norris jokes

Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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has 83.46 % from 539 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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has 83.46 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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has 83.40 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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has 83.33 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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has 83.30 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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has 83.30 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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has 83.24 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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has 83.24 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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has 83.22 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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has 83.22 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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