The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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has 83.36 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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has 83.32 % from 567 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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has 83.31 % from 1464 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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has 83.27 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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has 83.20 % from 361 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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has 83.10 % from 649 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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has 83.09 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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has 83.06 % from 312 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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has 83.01 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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has 82.97 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
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