Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.