The best Chuck Norris jokes

Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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has 81.97 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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has 81.86 % from 598 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 81.74 % from 529 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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has 81.42 % from 373 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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has 81.40 % from 349 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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has 81.21 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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has 81.12 % from 534 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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has 80.88 % from 345 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 80.79 % from 474 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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has 80.70 % from 628 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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