Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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