Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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