The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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has 83.48 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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has 83.43 % from 1399 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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has 83.39 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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has 83.19 % from 308 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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has 83.18 % from 413 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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has 83.05 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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has 82.96 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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has 82.91 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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has 82.80 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
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