The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.