A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.