Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.