The best Chuck Norris jokes

While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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has 83.54 % from 382 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, holiday, sport, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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has 83.51 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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has 83.50 % from 560 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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has 83.48 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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has 83.39 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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has 83.30 % from 330 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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has 83.20 % from 328 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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has 83.18 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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has 83.07 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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has 83.04 % from 640 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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