The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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has 81.71 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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has 81.56 % from 370 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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has 81.55 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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has 81.14 % from 529 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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has 81.03 % from 342 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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has 80.91 % from 624 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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