Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.