Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".