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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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