Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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