Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security