The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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