The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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