While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off