The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
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has 83.24 % from 262 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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has 83.19 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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has 82.96 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 82.85 % from 405 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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has 82.64 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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