Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?