Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.