Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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