Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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