The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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has 83.08 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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has 83.01 % from 658 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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has 82.93 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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has 82.82 % from 340 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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has 82.52 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
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has 82.51 % from 302 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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has 82.50 % from 321 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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has 82.37 % from 431 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
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