Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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