Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.