The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
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