Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.