Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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