The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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