The best Chuck Norris jokes

Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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