When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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