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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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They say terror? Look at Chuck.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...  He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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