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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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