The best Chuck Norris jokes

The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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has 65.00 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: beer, bible, Chuck Norris, religious, wine
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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