The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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