Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.