The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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