The best Chuck Norris jokes

Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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has 50.97 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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