The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts. Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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