Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.