Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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