Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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