The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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