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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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