The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political, work
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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