The best Chuck Norris jokes

A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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has 51.01 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dating, weather
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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has 50.98 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 50.98 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
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