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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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