Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.