The best Chuck Norris jokes

The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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