The best Chuck Norris jokes

In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, Chuck Norris, time
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, light bulb
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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has 51.01 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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