The best Chuck Norris jokes

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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