Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.