The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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