The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.