The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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