The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 52.81 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, technology
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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