Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.