The best Chuck Norris jokes

Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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has 51.12 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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has 50.98 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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