Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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