Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life