The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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