Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.