The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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