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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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They say terror? Look at Chuck.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...  He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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