When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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