The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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