The best jokes about Facebook

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 74.49 % from 883 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
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has 73.42 % from 461 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Boss comes up to an employee: "Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!" "Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
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has 71.37 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, work
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
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has 70.31 % from 519 votes. More jokes about: animal, Facebook, technology
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
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has 68.05 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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has 67.11 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, Facebook, morbid
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
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has 65.84 % from 300 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
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has 64.76 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Facebook, wife
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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has 64.50 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook