The best jokes about Facebook

Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
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has 73.58 % from 464 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Boss comes up to an employee: "Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!" "Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
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has 71.83 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, work
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
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has 70.48 % from 522 votes. More jokes about: animal, Facebook, technology
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
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has 68.41 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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has 66.62 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
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has 66.06 % from 302 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
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has 64.89 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Facebook, wife
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
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has 61.33 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, health, hospital, wife
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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has 60.84 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, Facebook, morbid
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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has 59.28 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook