The best jokes about Facebook

Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
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has 73.42 % from 457 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Boss comes up to an employee: "Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!" "Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
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has 70.60 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, work
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
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has 69.92 % from 512 votes. More jokes about: animal, Facebook, technology
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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has 68.28 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
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has 68.05 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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has 66.93 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
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has 65.97 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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has 65.01 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
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has 64.49 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Facebook, wife
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym