The best jokes about Facebook

Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
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has 73.36 % from 460 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Boss comes up to an employee: "Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!" "Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
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has 70.79 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, work
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
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has 70.15 % from 516 votes. More jokes about: animal, Facebook, technology
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
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has 68.05 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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has 66.76 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, Facebook, morbid
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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has 66.34 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
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has 65.84 % from 300 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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has 64.93 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
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has 64.63 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Facebook, wife