The best jokes about Facebook

Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
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has 73.53 % from 467 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Boss comes up to an employee: "Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!" "Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
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has 72.01 % from 303 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, work
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
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has 70.54 % from 523 votes. More jokes about: animal, Facebook, technology
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
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has 68.77 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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has 66.96 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
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has 66.17 % from 303 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
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has 65.14 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Facebook, wife
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
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has 61.38 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Facebook, poems, technology, Yo mama
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
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has 61.23 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, health, hospital, wife
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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has 59.28 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook