The best jokes about Facebook

Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
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has 73.47 % from 458 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Boss comes up to an employee: "Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!" "Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
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has 70.70 % from 289 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, work
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
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has 69.98 % from 513 votes. More jokes about: animal, Facebook, technology
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
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has 68.05 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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has 67.29 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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has 67.28 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
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has 65.84 % from 300 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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has 65.36 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
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has 64.63 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Facebook, wife
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
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has 62.35 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, health, hospital, wife