The best lawyer jokes

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito? A mosquito drops off you when you die!
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar. The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
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has 31.53 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, lawyer, nurse, priest
A lawyer and a basketball player want to make a deal. Suggest a place where both of them would be happy to meet. Of course, they should at the court.
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has 31.08 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, lawyer, sport
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: doctor, lawyer
Q: What do you call 400 lawyers at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean? A: A great place to start.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall? A: Depends on how deep you stack them.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.? A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall? A: It depends how hard you throw them.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin? A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Did you hear about the lawyer who was hurt in an accident? The ambulance he was chasing stopped too suddenly.
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