The best sport jokes

The wife of a boxer wakes up because of the sounds that come from the dining room. She wakes her husband up: Rocky, I think someone wants a particular boxing lesson...
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: husband, sport, wife
Q: How does David Beckham change a light bulb? A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him.
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: sport
My dad is really annoyed, I had the TV on and he accidentally saw the entire football match – he’d just wanted to watch the results on the news.
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: sport
"I like to watch the World Series. Here's what I do. I sit down and drink a few beers in my underwear and scream at the TV. That's until they throw me out of Applebees." Dave Letterman
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
The hardest thing about prizefighting is picking up your teeth wearing a boxing glove.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
Who was the last person to box Rocky Marciano? His undertaker. Golf
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why is basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
Ricky Ponting's wife calls her husband but Australian Cricket Team Manager attends the call. Ricky's Wife: "Hello Can I talk to Ricky, this is his wife." Australian team Manager: "Sorry, he is just going to bat, I am the team manager, any message for him." Ricky's Wife: "No Problem Manager, I will hold on!"
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has 21.42 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: husband, sport, wife
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner? A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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has 20.80 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, morbid, racist, sport
The other day was Take Your Daughter To Work day. The Cubs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters. Unfortunately they lost, 15-3.
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: sport, work
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