The best sport jokes

My dad is really annoyed, I had the TV on and he accidentally saw the entire football match – he’d just wanted to watch the results on the news.
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: sport
A man had an idea that could make him rich. After it was perfected he brought it to an inventors' help group. When asked what his great invention was, he pulled out an apple. The group looked at it and started laughing. The inventor said, "You don't understand! Taste it." A volunteer tried it and said, "Mmmmmmm, tastes like peaches." The inventor said, "Flip it over." He flipped it over and took another chunk of the apple. "Mmmmmmmm, tastes like grapes." The inventor offered a new apple and the volunteer said, "What does it taste like?" "Pussy," said the inventor. The guy bit into it, and spit it out with an awful look on his face and shouted, "That tasted like ass!" The inventor winked and said, "Flip it over."
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: sport
"I like to watch the World Series. Here's what I do. I sit down and drink a few beers in my underwear and scream at the TV. That's until they throw me out of Applebees." Dave Letterman
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
The hardest thing about prizefighting is picking up your teeth wearing a boxing glove.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
Who was the last person to box Rocky Marciano? His undertaker. Golf
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why is basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
Ricky Ponting's wife calls her husband but Australian Cricket Team Manager attends the call. Ricky's Wife: "Hello Can I talk to Ricky, this is his wife." Australian team Manager: "Sorry, he is just going to bat, I am the team manager, any message for him." Ricky's Wife: "No Problem Manager, I will hold on!"
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has 21.42 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: husband, sport, wife
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner? A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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has 21.40 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, morbid, racist, sport
The other day was Take Your Daughter To Work day. The Cubs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters. Unfortunately they lost, 15-3.
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: sport, work
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their jobs. One guy says, ''I'm a YUPPIE...ya know...Young, Urban, Professional. The second guy says, ''I'm a DINK ...ya know...Double Income No Kids.'' They asked the woman, ''What are you?'' She replied... ''I'm a WIFE...ya know... WASH, IRON, FUCK, ETC.''
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: bar, sport, wife
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