The best Chuck Norris jokes

Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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