A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.