Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.