The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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