The best Chuck Norris jokes

Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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has 55.65 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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has 55.52 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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has 55.44 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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