The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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