The best Chuck Norris jokes

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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