If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice