50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.