Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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