The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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The two thousand member Catholic church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The priest was ready to start the Mass when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons. The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!" Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the alter boy. After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The priest was holding steady in the pulpit. The men put their weapons away and said, gently, "All right, Father, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the Mass."
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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