The best Chuck Norris jokes

50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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