The best Chuck Norris jokes

An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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