Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.