The best Chuck Norris jokes

If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Vote: has 67.15 % from 39 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, wine
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris