Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.