Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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