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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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