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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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