The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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