The best Chuck Norris jokes

A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, health
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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has 64.26 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
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