Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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