The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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