Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".