There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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