Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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