People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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