The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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