The best Chuck Norris jokes

Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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