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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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