The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.