People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.