The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
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