The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
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