Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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