The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor