Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.