Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.