The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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