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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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