Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.