The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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has 56.16 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 56.16 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 56.08 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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has 56.06 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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has 56.06 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, technology, time
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris