Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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