The best Chuck Norris jokes

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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