The best Chuck Norris jokes

People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, health, time
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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has 62.78 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, geography, health
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris