Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.