The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.