Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.