Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.