Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.