Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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