The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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