Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.