Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.