For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.