The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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They say terror? Look at Chuck.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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