The best Chuck Norris jokes

Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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