The best Chuck Norris jokes

When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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