Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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