The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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