The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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has 63.63 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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has 63.63 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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has 63.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, Santa
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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