When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.