The best Chuck Norris jokes

The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
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