Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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