Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Chuck Norris can say never.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.