Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.