The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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has 62.55 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
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