The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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