Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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