The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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