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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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