Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.