The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.