Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.