The best Chuck Norris jokes

The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
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