The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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has 64.26 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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