The best Chuck Norris jokes

One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.

Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.

Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.

When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.

The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.

When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"

Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.

Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.