The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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