The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.