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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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