Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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