The best Chuck Norris jokes

You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 52.18 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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has 52.10 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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has 52.09 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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has 52.05 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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