Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.