Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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