Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.