You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.