Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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