The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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