Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.