The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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