If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.