The best Chuck Norris jokes

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, life
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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