Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.