Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.