The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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