Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.