Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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