Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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