Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.