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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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