Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.