The best Chuck Norris jokes

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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