Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.