Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.