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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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