The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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