Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Vote:
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
Vote:
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
Vote:
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Vote:
When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Vote:
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
Vote:
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
Vote: