Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.