Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris discovered America.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.