The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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