The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
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has 77.45 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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has 77.43 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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has 77.43 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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has 77.42 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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has 77.42 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, death, doctor
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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has 77.32 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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has 77.32 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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has 77.25 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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has 77.24 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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has 77.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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