The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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has 76.24 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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has 76.19 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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has 76.19 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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has 76.19 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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has 76.15 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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has 76.09 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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has 76.08 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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has 76.08 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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has 76.06 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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