The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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