The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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has 72.95 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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has 72.93 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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has 72.87 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, golf, sport
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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has 72.70 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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has 72.62 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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has 72.60 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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has 72.60 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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has 72.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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