Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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