The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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has 73.01 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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has 72.98 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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has 72.97 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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has 72.95 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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has 72.92 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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has 72.91 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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has 72.91 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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