Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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