A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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