The best Chuck Norris jokes

Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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has 77.47 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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has 77.42 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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has 77.38 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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has 77.37 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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has 77.32 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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has 77.32 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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has 77.25 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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has 77.25 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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has 77.25 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
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has 77.25 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, weather
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