The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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