The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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