Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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