When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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