The best Chuck Norris jokes

A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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has 77.18 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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has 77.15 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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has 77.13 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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has 77.13 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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has 77.08 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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has 77.08 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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has 77.03 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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has 77.00 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, teacher
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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has 76.99 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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has 76.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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