The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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has 73.20 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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has 73.04 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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has 73.04 % from 331 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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has 73.03 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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has 73.01 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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has 72.98 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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has 72.93 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, mean
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