Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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