Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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