The best Chuck Norris jokes

Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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has 77.46 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
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has 77.36 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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has 77.36 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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has 77.36 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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has 77.35 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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has 77.29 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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has 77.23 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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has 77.11 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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has 77.06 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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has 77.06 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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