When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.