Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.