The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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has 72.78 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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has 72.69 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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has 72.66 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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has 72.60 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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has 72.48 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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has 72.45 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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has 72.45 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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has 72.45 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, travel
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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has 72.32 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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