The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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has 71.20 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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has 71.11 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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has 71.05 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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has 70.96 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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has 70.80 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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has 70.77 % from 367 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, teacher
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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has 70.72 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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has 70.64 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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has 70.64 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, death, doctor
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