When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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