Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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