Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.