The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.