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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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