Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.