Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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