The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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