The best Chuck Norris jokes

Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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has 77.70 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
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has 77.69 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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has 77.69 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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has 77.68 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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has 77.64 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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has 77.64 % from 289 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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has 77.64 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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has 77.64 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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has 77.64 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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