The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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has 73.28 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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has 73.25 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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has 73.23 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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has 73.23 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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has 73.22 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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has 73.22 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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has 73.20 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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has 73.04 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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has 73.01 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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has 72.98 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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