If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.