The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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has 84.40 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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has 84.33 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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has 84.31 % from 366 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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has 84.30 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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has 84.30 % from 323 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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has 84.27 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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has 84.26 % from 308 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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has 84.14 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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has 84.01 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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has 83.98 % from 1507 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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