The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Vote: has 82.55 % from 126 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Vote: has 82.45 % from 172 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Vote: has 82.38 % from 400 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Vote: has 82.37 % from 331 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Vote: has 82.34 % from 299 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Vote: has 82.31 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Vote: has 82.31 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Vote: has 82.29 % from 273 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Vote: has 82.20 % from 176 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Vote: has 82.10 % from 295 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris