The best Chuck Norris jokes

If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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has 83.31 % from 599 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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has 83.12 % from 457 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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has 83.04 % from 212 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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has 82.97 % from 1001 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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has 82.84 % from 411 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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has 82.80 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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has 82.78 % from 384 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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has 82.67 % from 682 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
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has 82.61 % from 323 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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has 82.60 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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