The best Chuck Norris jokes

Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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has 83.29 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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has 83.27 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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has 83.18 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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has 83.13 % from 992 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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has 82.97 % from 271 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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has 82.70 % from 677 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
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has 82.58 % from 316 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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has 82.56 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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has 82.55 % from 341 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
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