Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.