The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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