Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.