The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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has 84.34 % from 701 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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has 84.33 % from 430 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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has 84.32 % from 359 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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has 84.17 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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has 84.16 % from 299 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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has 84.10 % from 319 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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has 84.07 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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has 83.97 % from 351 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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has 83.93 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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has 83.89 % from 370 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, holiday, sport, travel
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