The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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has 83.97 % from 246 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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has 83.81 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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has 83.78 % from 229 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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has 83.67 % from 439 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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has 83.65 % from 552 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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has 83.63 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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