The best Chuck Norris jokes

If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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has 83.35 % from 594 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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has 83.25 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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has 83.18 % from 452 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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has 83.06 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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has 83.06 % from 994 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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has 82.79 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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has 82.75 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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has 82.72 % from 678 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
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has 82.63 % from 317 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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has 82.57 % from 1522 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
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