The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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has 82.78 % from 352 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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has 82.77 % from 326 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
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has 82.62 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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has 82.60 % from 698 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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has 82.47 % from 1543 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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has 82.47 % from 960 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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has 82.37 % from 287 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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has 82.31 % from 355 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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has 82.07 % from 629 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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has 81.88 % from 1028 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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