The best Chuck Norris jokes

If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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has 83.43 % from 597 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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has 83.42 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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has 83.31 % from 773 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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has 83.25 % from 454 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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has 83.13 % from 998 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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has 82.94 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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has 82.77 % from 680 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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has 82.71 % from 408 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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has 82.64 % from 381 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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has 82.59 % from 1524 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
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