The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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has 84.37 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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has 84.36 % from 473 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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has 84.34 % from 701 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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has 84.29 % from 678 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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has 84.09 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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has 84.06 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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has 84.06 % from 304 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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has 84.05 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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has 83.99 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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has 83.92 % from 350 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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