Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"