The best Chuck Norris jokes

Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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has 84.25 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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has 84.23 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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has 84.19 % from 363 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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has 84.15 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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has 84.03 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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has 84.03 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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has 83.97 % from 461 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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has 83.85 % from 505 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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has 83.78 % from 340 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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has 83.68 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
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