Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.