If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.