Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.