Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.