The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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