Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.