The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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has 83.14 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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has 83.12 % from 985 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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has 83.11 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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has 83.02 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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has 82.91 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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has 82.72 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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has 82.67 % from 676 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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has 82.62 % from 1514 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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has 82.60 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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has 82.56 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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