The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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