The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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has 70.78 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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has 70.78 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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has 70.55 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, hunting
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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