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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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