The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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has 74.89 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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has 74.84 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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has 74.80 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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