Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.