Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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