Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.