The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."