Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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