The best Chuck Norris jokes

Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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