Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.