Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.