The best Chuck Norris jokes

Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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has 70.83 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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has 70.82 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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has 70.73 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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