The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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has 64.26 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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has 64.14 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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has 64.10 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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has 64.09 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, music
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