The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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