When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.