When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.