Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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