The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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has 60.61 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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