Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.