Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.