The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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has 63.49 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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has 63.43 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game, life
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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