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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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