The best Chuck Norris jokes

The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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has 74.89 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 74.86 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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has 74.84 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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has 74.80 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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