The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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has 74.64 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
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has 74.63 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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has 74.61 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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has 74.60 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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has 74.54 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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has 74.51 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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has 74.45 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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