The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
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has 82.56 % from 322 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 82.46 % from 520 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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has 82.40 % from 592 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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has 82.30 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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has 82.30 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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has 82.17 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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has 82.16 % from 614 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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has 82.16 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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has 82.13 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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has 82.08 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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