The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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has 82.69 % from 602 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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has 82.67 % from 337 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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has 82.62 % from 674 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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has 82.48 % from 276 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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has 82.42 % from 401 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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has 82.42 % from 332 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
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has 82.36 % from 312 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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has 82.32 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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has 82.31 % from 583 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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has 82.26 % from 304 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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