When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.