When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.