The best Chuck Norris jokes

Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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has 83.71 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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has 83.70 % from 527 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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has 83.61 % from 377 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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has 83.48 % from 1435 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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has 83.46 % from 340 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, holiday, sport, travel
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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has 83.46 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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has 83.45 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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has 83.44 % from 1387 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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has 83.44 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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has 83.42 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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