The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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