The best Chuck Norris jokes

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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has 81.65 % from 1038 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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has 81.31 % from 300 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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has 80.99 % from 638 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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has 80.90 % from 618 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 80.87 % from 493 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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has 80.79 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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has 80.74 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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has 80.74 % from 371 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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has 80.71 % from 410 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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has 80.69 % from 550 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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