The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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has 83.61 % from 377 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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has 83.57 % from 443 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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has 83.50 % from 527 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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has 83.48 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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has 83.30 % from 579 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
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has 83.25 % from 493 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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has 83.24 % from 1477 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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has 83.18 % from 321 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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has 83.14 % from 340 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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has 83.13 % from 320 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
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