The best Chuck Norris jokes

While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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