If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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