The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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has 82.56 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 82.52 % from 522 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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has 82.43 % from 593 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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has 82.40 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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has 82.12 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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has 82.07 % from 617 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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has 82.02 % from 275 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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has 82.00 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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