Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.