The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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