Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.