The best Chuck Norris jokes

While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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has 83.73 % from 407 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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has 83.70 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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has 83.51 % from 1425 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
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