Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.