Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.