Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.