The best Chuck Norris jokes

Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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has 83.77 % from 516 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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has 83.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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has 83.66 % from 351 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, holiday, sport, travel
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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has 83.63 % from 289 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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has 83.62 % from 384 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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has 83.59 % from 1458 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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has 83.57 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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has 83.57 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
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has 83.55 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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has 83.54 % from 535 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
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