The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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has 83.85 % from 307 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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has 83.61 % from 1440 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
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