Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.