The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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has 82.63 % from 1533 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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has 82.60 % from 342 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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has 82.46 % from 1014 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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has 82.42 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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has 82.39 % from 344 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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has 82.33 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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has 82.29 % from 317 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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has 82.17 % from 352 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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has 82.16 % from 620 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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has 82.05 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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