The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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has 82.56 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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has 82.54 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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has 82.51 % from 378 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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has 82.47 % from 333 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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has 82.46 % from 402 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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has 82.45 % from 339 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
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has 82.41 % from 313 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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has 82.31 % from 583 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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has 82.26 % from 304 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 82.15 % from 511 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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