The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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has 82.52 % from 334 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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has 82.51 % from 378 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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has 82.50 % from 403 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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has 82.50 % from 340 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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has 82.40 % from 586 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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has 82.36 % from 609 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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has 82.27 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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has 82.25 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 82.22 % from 513 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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has 82.10 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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