Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.