The best Chuck Norris jokes

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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has 81.55 % from 1032 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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has 81.31 % from 365 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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has 81.29 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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has 81.19 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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has 81.04 % from 634 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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has 80.95 % from 614 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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has 80.78 % from 406 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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has 80.75 % from 546 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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has 80.69 % from 353 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 80.68 % from 488 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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