The best Chuck Norris jokes

Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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