Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.