If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.