The best Chuck Norris jokes

Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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