The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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