Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.