Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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