The best Chuck Norris jokes

Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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