Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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