The best Chuck Norris jokes

If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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