Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.