Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.