The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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