Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.