The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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