The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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