The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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has 64.43 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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