"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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