Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.