The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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