The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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