The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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