Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.