The best Chuck Norris jokes

The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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