The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.