The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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