For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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