Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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