The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, health
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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has 64.26 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, kids
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, family
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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