Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.