The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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has 64.73 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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