Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.