The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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