One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.