The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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