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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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