Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.