The best Chuck Norris jokes

One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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