Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.