The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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