Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.