The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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