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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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