Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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