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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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