The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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