Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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