Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.