Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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