The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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