Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.