Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.