The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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