Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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