Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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