Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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