The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.