Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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