When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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