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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts. Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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