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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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