The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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