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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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