The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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