Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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