Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.