The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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