Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.