Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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