Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts. Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.