The best Chuck Norris jokes

There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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