In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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