Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.