Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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