Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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