The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.