The best Chuck Norris jokes

Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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