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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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