The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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